How often do people have sex?

People say that depends of the sexual appetite of each one, I have to agree with it however I think that it also can be influence by the years of marriage that you have... I would say that if I could add a graphic here (and I will soon) it will start in 100 (first year) and would finish in 1 (30 years)...If I'm wrong let me know....

My fake statistics:

1 - New date : 5 days a week sometimes 7 days (uahu)
2 - Old date : 4 days a week
3 - Just Before Marriage: 3 days a week
4 - 1 to 3 years of marriage: 2 to 3 days a week
5 - 3 to 10 years of marriage 1 t0 5 days a month
6 - 10 to 20 years of marriage 1 to 5 days a quarter
7 - 20 to 30 years of marriage 1 to 10 days a year
8 - after 30years - You both are heroes if you still have sex with each other and enjoy it

Do you only think of sex when it comes to a women?

I should say most of the time YES. If they are cute .. ... ...But sometimes, when they are ugly ... I don't .... sorry that's the ugly truth or maybe a cute truth.

I don't know at least one guy that do not think that way... but maybe I'm wrong so post your comments.

I'm mean this morning....

What was the 5 most nice views of your life? So far...

0 - ???? (I will not tell you )
1 - The great wall of China
2 - Rio de Janeiro looking from the Corcovado during the night
3 - Snow
4 - Women body ( Naked, Totally Naked)

What turn you off in bed when you are having sex?

See my list below:

1 - You say : I don't like this .... you should be more open mind....
2 - You say : Not today .... that's fine ... I will try it tomorrow again.....
3 - You say: Not in the ass ... .what ?? Are you kidding me...I love it !!!!
4 - You say: Nothing ....that's just terrible...at least you should pretend...just kidding...
5 - You say: I have to go, my husband is waiting for me ... that's fine he still paying the bills
6 - You say: US$ 300 cash ... what? .... You said US$ 100 before....just kidding
7 - You say: I have to go, my girlfriend is waiting for me? .... Can I go too? I would love it.
8 - They say: Police ....oops ...I've been watching too many movies
9 - They say: It's mom and dad.... what time is it? They should called me before?
10 - You say: Hi honey, what this 2 blondes are doing naked in our bed with you? I have to think in a very good answer...nothing in mind so far

What your best sex positon if you are The Brazilian Lover?

Well. I asked the girls and the Americans say on top. My girlfriend also said on top. The Brazilians that I know prefer dog style...and I prefer to please all women...so I prefer whatever they prefer... on top and dog style are in the top of my list....

You should do exact the same...Ask your girlfriend, fiance, wife etc what they want and start and finish from there...I pretty sure that she will also please you....

If you were married for a long time. How many times a week do you have sex per week?

Probably the average is 0.25 per week or once a month...But if you are a Brazilian, you are having sex every 2 days with your other girlfriend....that's life ...please do not blame me...I'm not the one that don't want to have sex everyday....

What do you prefer? A night of sex with a ugly guy/girl or stay at home watching your Tv?

I should say : STAY at HOME !!!
Okay, I was mean...
If they are nice persons, kind and sweet...why not !?

What do you prefer? A day at work or make sex with your wife?

I have to say that it is a very difficult question.... I have to think about it....

Top 3 best statements in Portuguese to praise somebody

Top 3 best statements in Portuguese to praise a girl:

1 - Voce e (muito) linda
2 - Voce e (muito) gostosa (she can get pissed)
3 - Voce e um tesao (she can get very pissed)

Top 3 best statements in Portuguese to praise a guy:

1 - Voce e (muito) lindo
2 - Voce e (muito) gostoso (He will try to get laid with you)
3 - Voce e um tesao (He will try to get laid with you and your girl friend)

What do you prefer black or red panties?

I prefer what is inside it...but between black and red I will choose black.
I think that there is nothing more sexy than a girl in black panties in a dog style position....

Is everything post here 100% truth?

Probably not, I have to create some stories so you will be always wondering what is 100% true, 90% and so on.

What I prefer boobs or butt?

Well, as a good Carioca I prefer butt indeed I prefer butts.
Maybe a should show some photos from some Brazilian girls and you will understand why I love butts.

Why I write in English?

Because more people can understand it ... I could speak /write in Portuguese ... mas ai a maioria das pessoas nao entenderiam nada, apesar de que as piadas seriam muito melhores.... just kidding...

Why "The Brazilian Lover" blog?

First I would like to say that the Title idea came from my blonde girl friend. I never thought to write a blog but let see what happen.

As I said the main objective is to have fun, I'm a Brazilian and better, much better I'm from Rio de Janeiro, I'm a truly Carioca and we love to have fun, make jokes and live every moment as intense as possible, little bit difficult if you are working .... Yes, we work hard, but if we could choose we would stay away from it.

Let me clarify something, I will be talking here about me, The Brazilian Lover, and my ideas about life, sex, fun, and etc, so when I said we, indeed I should say, I would stay away from the work and I would prefer to have fun all day....

Let see what happen with this blog and what path it will take, I'm sure that it will be a nice one.

Ate logo, (see you soon)
TBL (The Brazilian Lover)